And now, the end is near.

And so I face the final curtain.

My apologies to Ol’ Blue Eyes, but I find it difficult to do an end-of-my-college-career article without reprinting the lyrics to “My Way” in their entirety.

If this were a high school valedictorian speech, I’d probably start it off with “Webster’s dictionary defines such and such as…” but I’ll try to not be too clich